Oh ma lawd, the conversations I've had today.

My mom wanted to stop at Burger King while we were out this morning.

Mom: I can't believe he - oh wow, they have double cheeseburgers for $1.
Me: You get distracted so easily.
Mom: I know, I have such a short att-oh look, it's a little black kitten
Me: (dying)

On the way home from work:

Dad: Oh look, they've got a new thigh restaurant
Me: Thigh?
Dad: Yeah Thighland, you know?
Me: Thailand...